Microsoft introduces a Phone too!

Not to be outdone, the geniuses at Microsoft have decided that a Phone with a touch screen that can run a bunch of useful applications would be a great idea. Although the new phone has a touch screen, and useful icons as well as a soft keypad like that of the iPhone, they deny that there is any similarity between their phone and the iPhone.
Microsoft Phones have a lot of features that the iPhone will not. For instance, the new Microsoft phone, currently code named "the Catch-Up", has only three buttons, "control", "alt", and "delete", for when the phone freezes up on a crash. It also has a power button, which users will be able to use when the control+alt+delete doesn't unfreeze the crash. In addition, the Phone will have a separate processor to handle phone calls, so that you can still send and receive phone calls while hung up on a crash, or waiting for a restart on a crash. Personally, I think its great, I just hope they have a really great icon for when you crash.

Microsoft, you are so funny. You're like the really rich but unpopular girl at the party that buys coke for all her friends, and then gets ditched in the bathroom at the biker bar. Good Luck with your next failure.